Rant Ahead

Sugar and Spice and everything nice, thats what little girls are made of....... now that's just BULLSHIT. I live with girls now, and if this is what girls are really like, than I'm scared, and I have newfound sympathy for men everywhere. I thought I could live with girls, but having only lived with engineering girls in the past, I don't think I got the full effect. Living with regular girls has been like being on a freaking National Geographic special. I just don't get them. They just dont make any sense. It hurts my poor logical brain.

Whats with all the shrieking, giggling and crying? How come they never seem to cook, but the mess in the kitchen keeps getting bigger? Why can't I take a shower without setting off an avalance of bottles in the shower? Whats with the pile of shoes two feet high in the hall closet? What good is having shoes you can't even get to because of all your other shoes? Most importantly, Who in the name of god gives up ALCOHOL in attempt to lose weight?!? Is there anyone out there who can answer my questions? Please help me understand.