the booze test....i rock!

so, i took this booze test, and it looks like university has taught me something!

86% on proof
93% on beer index
90% on wine index
99% on liquor index

If only my real marks were like these!

Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (121).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid